Theory of a Dead Man
"Panel 1
[KIRSTIE and TREY sit at a table with takeout food.]
KIRSTIE: So she says she’s got these Britney Spears tickets, and I’m all, “Pssh, Britney is such a slut.”
TREY: Attention fading…
Panel 2
[KIRSTIE continues talking animatedly.]
KIRSTIE: And anyway, only 14-year-olds like her. I only like Mandy Moore, and maybe some of Jessica Simpson’s stuff.
TREY: Going once…
Panel 3
[KIRSTIE keeps going.]
KIRSTIE: But she’s into Christina Aguilera, and I can respect that, but there’s also Shakira…
TREY: Going twice…
Panel 4
[TREY stands up, clearly done.]
KIRSTIE: I don’t know, I guess I like all types of music, really.
TREY: Fuck this, I’m gone."
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