On A Mission From God

"[Panel 1: A TV screen shows a sleazy televangelist holding up cash, advertising a scam hotline.]
TV PREACHER: SEND ME YOUR MONEY AND I’LL SEND IT TO JEEEESUS!!
TEXT ON SCREEN: 1-555-GOD-CASH

[Panel 2: On a couch, TREY and JAY sit drinking beer, watching the TV. JAY is visibly angry.]
JAY: I WISH THIS GUY WAS DEAD FOR ALL THE MONEY HE’S SCAMMED…

[Panel 3: Close-up of a cellphone in someone’s hand, scrolling through contacts.]
TREY: I’LL CALL NINJA.

PHONE DISPLAY (partial):
BYRON - HOME
CLUB BABY SEALS
DAI HAPPY SUSHI
MESSAGE – ILLEGIT
MESSAGE – LEGIT
NINJA – CELL
PIZZA THE HUTT

JAY: NO, A PAINFUL DEATH

[Panel 4: Close-up of the phone after the call connects.]
TREY: GOTCHA

PHONE DISPLAY (partial):
BITCHBEAR - STUMP
BRANDO - PAGER
BYRON - HOME
CLUB BABY SEALS
DAI HAPPY SUSHI
MESSAGE – ILLEGIT
MESSAGE – LEGIT"

Comic Notes

He'll actually help the preacher meet Jesus.

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