Clod City
"[Panel 1: Outdoor setting under a blue sky. BRANDO stands with JAY and TREY as a red-haired woman approaches. BRANDO reacts dramatically as if sensing something mystical.]
BRANDO: HOT DAMN! I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE!
[Panel 2: BRANDO steps forward, holding up his hand in a Jedi-style gesture toward the woman.]
BRANDO: YOU WILL GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME.
[Panel 3: Close-up action. The woman grabs BRANDO mid-motion and strikes him hard across the head.]
<SFX: BUNK>
[Panel 4: BRANDO is down.]
TREY: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH HER.
JAY: I GUESS JEDI MIND TRICKS DON’T WORK ON CHICKS.
BRANDO (off panel): HELP ME OBI-WAN… YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE!"
BRANDO: HOT DAMN! I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE!
[Panel 2: BRANDO steps forward, holding up his hand in a Jedi-style gesture toward the woman.]
BRANDO: YOU WILL GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME.
[Panel 3: Close-up action. The woman grabs BRANDO mid-motion and strikes him hard across the head.]
<SFX: BUNK>
[Panel 4: BRANDO is down.]
TREY: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH HER.
JAY: I GUESS JEDI MIND TRICKS DON’T WORK ON CHICKS.
BRANDO (off panel): HELP ME OBI-WAN… YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE!"
