You Do Not Talk About Sub Club

"[at Submart]

PANEL 1:
[Close-up of a sub club card.]
BRANDO: Sweet! Free sub

PANEL 2:
BRANDO: I’d like to redeem my free sub.
CLERK: Alright, I’ll need you to fill out the back of the card

PANEL 3:
CLERK: Oh, we don’t need your phone number
CLERK: Well baby, that’s in case you want a footlong

PANEL 4:
SFX: <SUB>
[Clerk slams sandwich into Brando’s face.]"