Would You Like Cheese With Your Bitch?

"PANEL 1
GNOME: This is no way to treat the epitome of pure evil!

PANEL 2
GNOME: Blood will boil and heads will roll for my mistreatment!

PANEL 3
GNOME: And when do I get my goddamn phone call?

PANEL 4
TREY: Dude, shut the fuck up or we’ll get a bigger, fatter gnome and you’ll be his prison bitch
GNOME: I’ll eat your children"

Comic Info

Some joke about Gnome Sane looking at silver linings.

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