May 23, 2003 (#299 )

Walking Through Mimefields

"PANEL 1:
[George Foreman dressed as Morpheus sits at a table with two grills.]
GEORGE FOREMAN: I can only sell you the iGrill…
GEORGE FOREMAN: You have to take the first step to knocking out the fat.

PANEL 2:
GEORGE FOREMAN: Sooner or later you’re going to realize that there is a difference between knowing the iGrill… and using the iGrill.

PANEL 3:
GEORGE FOREMAN: You take the blue grill, the infomercial ends… wait six to eight weeks… and grill whatever you want to grill.
GEORGE FOREMAN: If you take the red grill… stay tuned… and I show you how deep the recipe book goes.

PANEL 4:
JAY: I think I can handle another grill.
TREY: No, Jay. Your health is already dead.
GEORGE FOREMAN: Buy my grills, bitch!"

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