Connection Issues
Part of story Connection Issues  (4 Comics)

Jul 16, 2026 (#705)

Vin de Crétin

[At restaurant]

PANEL 1:
BRANDO: Hey should we split this fifty dollar Le Cul Serré?
PHONE WOMAN: HIGHER!
BRANDO: Okay. Expensive tastes. I like it.

PANEL 2:
BRANDO: How ‘bout L’Appel du Porte-Monnaie? It says it’s full bodied - like me. It’s four-fiddy.
PHONE WOMAN: Yup. Sure.

PANEL 3:
[WAITER with wine bottle]
SFX:<BLEEP>
PHONE WOMAN: Oh, sorry. I was talking to my business partner. Big acquisition.
BRANDO: Right. Of course.

PANEL 4: [Waiter uncorking]
PHONE WOMAN: I don’t drink wine.
BRANDO: [wincing] Ah that’s okay we can return…
SFX: <POP>
BRANDO: …It.

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