Vin de Crétin
PANEL 1:
BRANDO: Hey should we split this fifty dollar Le Cul Serré?
PHONE WOMAN: HIGHER!
BRANDO: Okay. Expensive tastes. I like it.
PANEL 2:
BRANDO: How ‘bout L’Appel du Porte-Monnaie? It says it’s full bodied - like me. It’s four-fiddy.
PHONE WOMAN: Yup. Sure.
PANEL 3:
[WAITER with wine bottle]
SFX:<BLEEP>
PHONE WOMAN: Oh, sorry. I was talking to my business partner. Big acquisition.
BRANDO: Right. Of course.
PANEL 4: [Waiter uncorking]
PHONE WOMAN: I don’t drink wine.
BRANDO: [wincing] Ah that’s okay we can return…
SFX: <POP>
BRANDO: …It.

