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The Stats of Life
"PANEL 1:
JAY: Ugh, I’m so drained. I need a pick-me-up.
PANEL 2:
[Wide shot of Jay’s RPG-like inventory items with descriptions below them.]
Coffee / +5 productivity, +2 jitters
Tea / +3 productivity, +1 jitters
Beer / +4 relaxation, -5 driving
PANEL 3:
[Julie is looking through items with a thoughtful expression.]
JULIE: hmm, I’ve also got a hankering…
PANEL 4:
[Wide shot of Julie’s RPG-like inventory items with descriptions below them.]
Salad / +5 health, -10 fun
Chocolate / +5 happiness, +8 thighs
Wine / +4 relaxation, +5 Jay"
JAY: Ugh, I’m so drained. I need a pick-me-up.
PANEL 2:
[Wide shot of Jay’s RPG-like inventory items with descriptions below them.]
Coffee / +5 productivity, +2 jitters
Tea / +3 productivity, +1 jitters
Beer / +4 relaxation, -5 driving
PANEL 3:
[Julie is looking through items with a thoughtful expression.]
JULIE: hmm, I’ve also got a hankering…
PANEL 4:
[Wide shot of Julie’s RPG-like inventory items with descriptions below them.]
Salad / +5 health, -10 fun
Chocolate / +5 happiness, +8 thighs
Wine / +4 relaxation, +5 Jay"
