Terms & Libations
[Inside the pub. THE ROB scrolls on a PlymPad. JAY is sipping a drink.]
THE ROB: They changed the nacho tier again. Now melted cheese is an add-on.
JAY: What’s the free version?
THE ROB: Plain chips. With ADS.
PANEL 2
FLOPTIMOUS: Your conversation exceeds the free engagement cap. Please Upgrade to keep talking.
TREY: Y’know... Some of these changes aren’t so bad.
PANEL 3 [FLOPTIMOUS starts glitching out]
THE ROB: These nachos used to be twice the size.
JAY: Shrinkflation.
FLOPTIMUS: Feedback detected. Error connecting to server.
PANEL 4
[TREY reaches toward the plate.]
TREY: The Rob, Can I have a chip?
THE ROB: You know why they’re called nachos? ’Cause they’re nach-yours.
TREY: You ruined the joke by sounding it out too much.
