May 5, 2025

Somebody That I Used To Gnome

"Outside, Gnome Sane is sitting on the curb, with a tiny suitcase trying to hitchhike...
P1:
BRANDO: What up, Bro?
GNOME SANE: GO AWAY, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU GUYS.
P2:
[GNOME SANE is just moping.]
TREY: Whatever happened to the terrifying, maniacal gnome we once knew?
BRANDO: You tried to crush our campsite with a boulder.
TEXT BOX: See #360! -- Crew
P3:
BRANDO (to GNOME SANE): You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Get back on the horse.
TREY: Dog.
BRANDO: Right, get back on the dog and give us heck!
P4:
GNOME SANE: I guess I could give it a try. You guys are made of flesh and are weak. v
TREY: Don’t be ridiculous - grapes can’t talk!
BRANDO: Neither can garden gnomes but here we are."

Comments

Scroll past ads to reach the comments. We don’t get money from them it's because we're on the Disqus free plan. We're not allowed to tell you to use an adblocker... but yeah.

Show Comments

Get New Comics by Email

Get our latest comics delivered to your inbox.