Some Assembly Required
"Description: Jay checks in with Bitch Bear, who overshares about his costume discomfort.
Characters: Jay (blue shirt), Bitch Bear (guy in bear suit)
Panel 1
[Setting: Bar or casual table setting. Jay greets Bitch Bear who is seated in costume.]
JAY: So, Bitch Bear, how’s it going?
Panel 2
[Bitch Bear responds bluntly while scratching his back.]
BITCH BEAR: This bear suit is really chafing my ass today
Panel 3
[Jay is speechless while Bitch Bear continues.]
BITCH BEAR: That’s it, I’m out
Panel 4
[Bitch Bear walks away, arms up defensively.]
BITCH BEAR: What? You asked!"
Comic Info
Maybe Jay was running out to get a sweet bear suit!
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