Smarter Than Lassie

"Panel 1
[TREY and JAY are sitting at a table, playing cards and drinking.]
JAY: All I'm saying is just because it's an uncola doesn't mean it's an unsoda too!

Panel 2
TREY: Oh dude, check it – here comes the bear.

Panel 3
JAY: Oh man, this room just got PG-13.

Panel 4
[TREY slams his face into the table.]
BITCH BEAR: What’chu talkin’ ’bout BITCH!?
SFX: DUP"