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Part of story Connection Issues
(3 Comics)
Shotgun Approach
[at Couch]
PANEL 1:
TREY: How did Brando get a date, anyway?
JAY: VOLUME. He asks every woman alive.
PANEL 2:
TREY: Numbers game. Respect.
JAY: Sure. It’s like hunting a colony of rabbits with a blunderbuss.
TREY: Efficient?
JAY: Desperate.
PANEL 3:
[Brando (from offscreen):] I haven’t left yet, JERKS!
TREY: I think it’s a PRIDE of rabbits.
JAY: It is not.
PANEL 4: [still wearing ties]
TREY (holding NES zapper, putting on duck hunting hat): Speaking of HUNTING.
JAY: I’m pretty wasted - a lotta ducks gonna survive.
PANEL 1:
TREY: How did Brando get a date, anyway?
JAY: VOLUME. He asks every woman alive.
PANEL 2:
TREY: Numbers game. Respect.
JAY: Sure. It’s like hunting a colony of rabbits with a blunderbuss.
TREY: Efficient?
JAY: Desperate.
PANEL 3:
[Brando (from offscreen):] I haven’t left yet, JERKS!
TREY: I think it’s a PRIDE of rabbits.
JAY: It is not.
PANEL 4: [still wearing ties]
TREY (holding NES zapper, putting on duck hunting hat): Speaking of HUNTING.
JAY: I’m pretty wasted - a lotta ducks gonna survive.
