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Shirley Temple of Doom
PANEL 1
[PLYMOUTH stands proudly beside FLOPTIMUS. ROB approaches with hesitant excitement.]
PLYMOUTH: Alright, who wants to beta test Floptimus next?
ROB: I’ll go! Floptimus? Mister? Sir? I’ll have—
PANEL 2
[PLYMOUTH smugly holds up a hand to cut him off.]
PLYMOUTH: Shh! Floptimus uses proprietary AI algos to suggest drinks based on your vibes.
PANEL 3
JAY: By “vibes” do you mean all the personal data you fuckin’ steal from us?
PLYMOUTH: Uh, yeah.
PANEL 4
FLOPTIMUS: You seem anxious. You get a wine cooler.
ROB: That’s profiling!
TREY: Haha, It nailed you though!
[PLYMOUTH stands proudly beside FLOPTIMUS. ROB approaches with hesitant excitement.]
PLYMOUTH: Alright, who wants to beta test Floptimus next?
ROB: I’ll go! Floptimus? Mister? Sir? I’ll have—
PANEL 2
[PLYMOUTH smugly holds up a hand to cut him off.]
PLYMOUTH: Shh! Floptimus uses proprietary AI algos to suggest drinks based on your vibes.
PANEL 3
JAY: By “vibes” do you mean all the personal data you fuckin’ steal from us?
PLYMOUTH: Uh, yeah.
PANEL 4
FLOPTIMUS: You seem anxious. You get a wine cooler.
ROB: That’s profiling!
TREY: Haha, It nailed you though!
