Sexy Losers
[Brando kneels at a campsite food station, writing something. STEPH walks up.]
STEPH: Whatcha doing?
BRANDO: Bear-proofing our food before we hit the woods.
Panel 2
[Trey looks skeptical as Brando continues confidently.]
STEPH: That isn’t gonna work!
BRANDO: Sure it will, trust me.
Panel 3
[Close-up of the food stash. A crudely written sign reads: ""Warning: Bearthrax bad 4 bears.""]
Panel 4
[Bitch Bear appears in front of the food stash, fuming.]
BITCH BEAR: BITCH!"

