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Part of story Pub as a Service
(13 Comics)
Semisonic
PANEL 1
[The gang sits around a table, drinks in hand. BRANDO looks fired up.]
BRANDO: We can’t just let Plymouth win. This was our pub.
THE ROB: I miss when nachos came with cheese instead of terms and conditions.
PANEL 2
[THE ROB leans in with hopeful intensity.]
THE ROB: Maybe we pool our money together and buy the pub!
JAY: Rob, that’s…
PANEL 3
[JAY slams his hand on the table.]
JAY: THE DUMBEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD.
BRANDO: Do you know how much work it is to run a pub?
JULIE: You’d have to deal with horrible people all the time!
TREY: Hey! We’re here all the time.
JULIE: Yup.
PANEL 4
[JAY points toward Plymouth confidently. The gang perks up.]
JAY: Plymouth can’t back down from a challenge. I say we settle this the old-fashioned way… with a ROCK OFF.
BRANDO: Hell yeah!
TREY: Fuck yeah!
THE ROB (grumbling): That idea is worse than mine. You all just like Jay more."
[The gang sits around a table, drinks in hand. BRANDO looks fired up.]
BRANDO: We can’t just let Plymouth win. This was our pub.
THE ROB: I miss when nachos came with cheese instead of terms and conditions.
PANEL 2
[THE ROB leans in with hopeful intensity.]
THE ROB: Maybe we pool our money together and buy the pub!
JAY: Rob, that’s…
PANEL 3
[JAY slams his hand on the table.]
JAY: THE DUMBEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD.
BRANDO: Do you know how much work it is to run a pub?
JULIE: You’d have to deal with horrible people all the time!
TREY: Hey! We’re here all the time.
JULIE: Yup.
PANEL 4
[JAY points toward Plymouth confidently. The gang perks up.]
JAY: Plymouth can’t back down from a challenge. I say we settle this the old-fashioned way… with a ROCK OFF.
BRANDO: Hell yeah!
TREY: Fuck yeah!
THE ROB (grumbling): That idea is worse than mine. You all just like Jay more."
