Router Rage
"P1:
[Jay, Julie, Trey on couch chilling]
TREY (holding laptop): Internet’s dead.
JAY: Reset the router.
JULIE (sipping beer).
P2:
TREY (off screen): Where’s the button?
JAY (frustrated, getting up off couch): Goddammit, it’s my day off and I’m still doing tech support?
JULIE (disgusted face).
P3:
[at Router / Jay holding router]
JAY (angry): Where the hell IS the button?
JULIE (clicking router): It’s right here.
<SFX: Click>
P4:
TREY: Internet’s back …full strength! What kind of router is that?
JAY (squinting): …It says “CLITRIX.”
JULIE (disapproving look)"
[Jay, Julie, Trey on couch chilling]
TREY (holding laptop): Internet’s dead.
JAY: Reset the router.
JULIE (sipping beer).
P2:
TREY (off screen): Where’s the button?
JAY (frustrated, getting up off couch): Goddammit, it’s my day off and I’m still doing tech support?
JULIE (disgusted face).
P3:
[at Router / Jay holding router]
JAY (angry): Where the hell IS the button?
JULIE (clicking router): It’s right here.
<SFX: Click>
P4:
TREY: Internet’s back …full strength! What kind of router is that?
JAY (squinting): …It says “CLITRIX.”
JULIE (disapproving look)"
