May 28, 2025

Ranger Danger

"P1:
[Scene: The gang is sitting at the pub, enjoying their drinks.]
BITCHBEAR: SUP BITCHES! Who’s ready for a bear hug!?
P2:
[BITCHBEAR rushes over to the table and manhandles Trey, giving him an exaggerated bear hug.]
TREY (struggling): I’m not drunk enough for this.
JAY (sarcastic): Play dead. He’ll stop eventually.
P3:
BITCHBEAR: Alright, got a joke for y’all! What’s the best kind of porn?
P4:
[The gang exchanges annoyed glances.]
BITCHBEAR: BEARLY LEGAL!
TREY: Pawful.
BRANDO: Un-bearable.
JAY: Beary bad."

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