Preparation J
"Panel 1
[Jay and Trey stand near a picnic table in the woods. Jay is holding a beer mid-conversation.]
JAY: ...And that’s why carnies aren’t technically human.
Panel 2
[Trey looks alarmed, pointing at the table.]
TREY: Dude! Your beer...
Panel 3
[Close-up of the beer glass as it begins to ripple with heavy boom sounds.]
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Panel 4
[Extreme close-up of Bitch Bear's stitched, crazed face sniffing the air.]
*sniff sniff*
Panel 5
[Trey freezes as Bitch Bear approaches, sniffing. Jay is off-panel.]
TREY: Don’t move, his vision is primarily based on movement...
Panel 6
[Bitch Bear grabs the beer from the table.]
BITCH BEAR: I smell beer.
TREY: That’s it, get the flare gun.
Panel 7
[Trey is sitting on the ground now, Jay stands confidently aiming a flare gun.]
JAY: Already done."
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