Optimus Crime
PLYMOUTH: PlymCoin’s value is surging again but Plymnovation never rests. Presenting
TREY: Hahaha, Plymnovation!
JAY: How do I get the app to order me a beer every 15 minutes?...
PANEL 2:
PLYMOUTH: …THE FLOPTIMUS!
TREY (off panel): Smells... Musky.
PANEL 3:
PLYMOUTH: A fully autonomous, AI-powered robo-bartender, integrated with PlymCloud™. Trained on over 40,000 drink recipes—and millions of hours of bartender drama. It listens. It cares. It upsells. And best of all? It can’t unionize.
PANEL 4:
FLOPTIMUS: Here are your two beers.
JAY: I only ordered one. Great feature!
PLYMOUTH: That… shouldn’t happen. It’s still in beta.
FLOPTIMUS (glitching): Would you like to talk about your childhood?
