May 16, 2003 (#296 )

Ninja Reloaded

"[At the movie Theatre]

PANEL 1:
[Jay and Trey sit in a theater beside an old lady watching an action scene.]
MOVIE: Dodge these!
SFX: <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>

PANEL 2:
[The old lady beside them transforms into a Matrix agent.]
MOVIE: And these!
SFX: <BANG> <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>

PANEL 3:
[Ninja appears in the theater and shoots the agent at point-blank range.]
SFX: <BANG> <CLICK> <CLICK>
MOVIE: Dammit!

PANEL 4:
[The old lady/agent is blasted apart in the seat.]
JAY: See, that’s why I come to the theater: surround sound!
TREY: I think my ears are bleeding![At the movie Theatre]"

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