Mi Costco

"[Panel 1: Living room. JAY stands holding a beer in front of the couch as a loud off-panel noise erupts.]
<SFX: BANG>

[Panel 2: TREY lies sprawled on the couch, badly injured and covered in blood, reaching weakly toward JAY.]
TREY: AVENGE… MY DEATH…
JAY: DUDE! WHAT? WHO DID THIS?

[Panel 3: Same scene, moments later. TREY is now standing, still blood-soaked, clearly alive. JAY talks casually, unfazed.]
JAY: JUST KIDDIN’. YOU’RE OUT OF BURRITOS AND YOU NEED A NEW MICROWAVE.
TREY: YOU JACKASS. I’M LUCKY THEY SELL THOSE THINGS IN BULK.

[Panel 4: Scene change. The front door is open, revealing a stack of boxed microwaves piled behind them like a warehouse.]
TREY: BURRITOS?
JAY: MICROWAVES!"