Linus van Pelted
"P1:
BITCH BEAR (holding a football for a place kick, wearing a helmet): Alright, BITCH. Go!
P2:
[Bitch Bear still holding the ball, Jay running in from off-screen.]
BITCH BEAR: Heh heh heh...
P3:
[Bitch Bear raises the ball like he’s about to swipe it, Jay kicks him square in the crotch.]
BITCH BEAR: Ow my peanuts!
P4:
[Bitch Bear is on the ground, injured. Jay stands, arms raised like he’s just scored a touchdown.]
JAY: IT’S GOOOOOOOD!
"
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