Horse Armor DLC

"[In the living room]
P1:
GNOME SANE: Prepare to be destroyed and rot in the ten circles of hell!
BRANDO: Nine. What the hell did you do to my dog?
TREY: Yeah, and where'd you get the tiny dog saddle!?
P2:
GNOME SANE: I AM INVINCIBLE ON THIS HELL HOUND!
BRANDO: Hey Zig! Rollover!
P3:
[ZIG is lying on his side and GNOME SANE is pinned under the dog.]
GNOME SANE: AAAARGH!
TREY: Invincible? More like INVISIBLE!
P4:
BRANDO: Invisible?
TREY: That would’ve landed if Zig was a bigger dog.
[GNOME SANE, defeated, lying under Zig.]
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