Have You Tried Turning Them Off
[Jay in the office at his desk looking miffed. Everyone around him asking for tech support help holding their various devices]
CO-WORKER 1: Jerry, my password is wrong but I’m right.
CO-WORKER 2: How do I undelete files?
CO-WORKER 3: Hey Jason, can you fix my personal laptop?
CO-WORKER 4: My computer is frozen do I microwave it or…?
CO-WORKER 5: Do you support chairs?
CO-WORKER 6: Why is porn blocked?
CO-WORKER 7: Jake, what’s the wi-fi password again?
CO-WORKER 8: Uh, I got a blue screen.
CO-WORKER 9: I got a red screen!
CO-WORKER 1: Jerry, my password is wrong but I’m right.
CO-WORKER 2: How do I undelete files?
CO-WORKER 3: Hey Jason, can you fix my personal laptop?
CO-WORKER 4: My computer is frozen do I microwave it or…?
CO-WORKER 5: Do you support chairs?
CO-WORKER 6: Why is porn blocked?
CO-WORKER 7: Jake, what’s the wi-fi password again?
CO-WORKER 8: Uh, I got a blue screen.
CO-WORKER 9: I got a red screen!
