Hands-On Approach

Panel 1:
JAY: So we’re doing beat’em ups now?
TREY: Yeah, the Brando of games!
BRANDO: Booooooo!

[DOUBLE DRAGON]
TREY: So they fight gangs only to fight each other at the end?
BRANDO: Spoilers!
TREY: This game is nearly forty years old, dude.
JAY: The real villain is the two button jump!

[FINAL FIGHT]
BRANDO: So the mayor’s out on the streets meeting people?
TREY: Yes. With his FISTS.
JAY: His urban renewal plan is mostly uppercuts.

[ALTERED BEAST]
JAY: Dude gets swole and goes BEAST MODE?
TREY: Yeah, like Brando when there’s chicks around.
BRANDO: Hey! Fair…