Good From Afar, Far From Good

"PANEL 1
[At a Wing’s restaurant table, the guys react after seeing the woman up close.]
BRANDO: Damn, I so thought that she’d be hot!
THE ROB: Yeah, what a disappointment.

PANEL 2
JAY: She’s the kind of girl you call a mayo face.
JAY: What? Why?

PANEL 3
TREY: Because everything’s hot mayo face!

PANEL 4
THE ROB: You mean butter face?
JAY: Shit."

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Just to be safe you probably shouldn't put any condiments on your face.

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