Glow Up As A Service
[The gang is hanging out at the pub. Waiter is delivering beers.]
ROB: Beer’s here!
TREY: Motherfuckin’ YES beers!
BRANDO: Is that Mr. Plymouth?
JAY: Haven’t seen that guy in a while.
PANEL 2:
[Mr. Plymouth grabs his chest dramatically.]
PLYMOUTH: GAH!
TREY (off-panel): Is he having a heart attack?
PANEL 3:
[Mr. Plymouth has a transformation.]
PLYMOUTH: EBITDA!
OFF-PANEL VOICES: He’s JACKED!
OFF-PANEL VOICES: PlymPrime ACTIVATED!
PANEL 4:
PLYMOUTH: This bod isn’t the only thing with gains—my net worth is SKYROCKETING.
JAY: Why should we care?
PLYMOUTH: I’m buying the pub.
JAY: Ah fuck.
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