Dork Space Nine
"[At Star Trek convention]
Panel 1:
[JAY, TREY, and BRANDO stand among Trekkies. Background includes a Klingon and various cosplayers.]
TREY: Look at all the freaks…
JAY: Ugh, Trekkie convention…
BRANDO: Oh yeah, freaky girls that will do freaky things!
Panel 2:
[BRANDO steps toward a woman in a red Starfleet uniform, flirting.]
BRANDO: Girl, if you were on Star Trek, you could set your phaser to stunning.
Panel 3:
[The woman fires her phaser directly into BRANDO’s crotch.]
SFX: <FZZZAP>
Panel 4:
[BRANDO is curled on the floor clutching himself. TREY and JAY stand nearby. A phaser beam fires in the background.]
TREY: That wasn’t freaky.
JAY: Not for this system anyway.
SFX (background): <BSHHHHHHHH>"
Panel 1:
[JAY, TREY, and BRANDO stand among Trekkies. Background includes a Klingon and various cosplayers.]
TREY: Look at all the freaks…
JAY: Ugh, Trekkie convention…
BRANDO: Oh yeah, freaky girls that will do freaky things!
Panel 2:
[BRANDO steps toward a woman in a red Starfleet uniform, flirting.]
BRANDO: Girl, if you were on Star Trek, you could set your phaser to stunning.
Panel 3:
[The woman fires her phaser directly into BRANDO’s crotch.]
SFX: <FZZZAP>
Panel 4:
[BRANDO is curled on the floor clutching himself. TREY and JAY stand nearby. A phaser beam fires in the background.]
TREY: That wasn’t freaky.
JAY: Not for this system anyway.
SFX (background): <BSHHHHHHHH>"
