Don’t Snatch

"Brando brings home a new puppy named Zig, hoping the cute factor will help him meet women. Jay isn’t thrilled about it, especially when Zig leaves a mess.

Panel 1:
JAY: Oy, what’s that dog doin’ in my house?
BRANDO (holding Zig): This is Zig, I just got him. I figure he can help me pick up chicks.

Panel 2:
BRANDO: I made sure to get one with a spot, ’cause it increases the cute value.

Panel 3:
JAY: What about that spot, Brando? On my carpet?

Panel 4:
BRANDO (walking off): Your house, your problem."