Criminoël
Dec 22, 2025•#638
Trey & Brando should get on the tree beacuse they are Christmas accessories.
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[at The Apartment]
PANEL 1:
[Jay buried in tinsel, garland, and ornaments; star perfectly perched, menorah optional. Trey and Brando stand near a decorated tree. Rob enters with a box of ornaments.]
TREY: So… The Rob bought us a tree With the money he scammed? from the tree lot he scammed from?
BRANDO: This is as good as it’s gonna get, bro.
PANEL 2:
[ROB has entered and strikes a proud superman pose]
TREY: What’s with the Santa suit?
ROB: Bought it at the mall. It’s already paid for itself!
PANEL3:
[The Rob holding a thick wad of cash]
ROB: People kept paying me to be in photos with their kids!
TREY (facepalm): Goddammit, Rob.
PANEL 4:
[The guys hold beers, admiring their fully set-up & lit Christmas tree. Jay is still unconscious but now lit up with tangled Christmas lights.]
BRANDO (handing Rob a beer): Merry griftmas, Rob.
ROB: Merry—HEY!
PANEL 1:
[Jay buried in tinsel, garland, and ornaments; star perfectly perched, menorah optional. Trey and Brando stand near a decorated tree. Rob enters with a box of ornaments.]
TREY: So… The Rob bought us a tree With the money he scammed? from the tree lot he scammed from?
BRANDO: This is as good as it’s gonna get, bro.
PANEL 2:
[ROB has entered and strikes a proud superman pose]
TREY: What’s with the Santa suit?
ROB: Bought it at the mall. It’s already paid for itself!
PANEL3:
[The Rob holding a thick wad of cash]
ROB: People kept paying me to be in photos with their kids!
TREY (facepalm): Goddammit, Rob.
PANEL 4:
[The guys hold beers, admiring their fully set-up & lit Christmas tree. Jay is still unconscious but now lit up with tangled Christmas lights.]
BRANDO (handing Rob a beer): Merry griftmas, Rob.
ROB: Merry—HEY!
