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"Brando is walking his dog Zig when a blonde woman walking her dog strikes up a conversation. Things go downhill fast.

Panel 1
[The woman smiles, holding a leash, and sees Brando with Zig.]
GIRL: Cute dog, what’s his name?

Panel 2
[Brando grins, pointing at the dog.]
BRANDO: The dog, Zig. Me, Brando. You?
GIRL: Well, I’m...

Panel 3
[The woman suddenly looks angry. Zig is clearly mounting her dog offscreen.]
GIRL: Hey, what’s your dog doing to my dog?
BRANDO (proudly): I taught him everything I know.

Panel 4
[She slaps Brando across the face. Sound effect: FAP]
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