Booty Call
"Panel 1
[BRANDO smirks while gesturing toward a woman on the phone. JAY and TREY stand nearby.]
BRANDO: Check out my pickup skills in action...
Panel 2
[BRANDO leans toward the woman confidently.]
BRANDO: You seem to have lost your booty. Quick! Grab mine!
Panel 3
<The woman slaps BRANDO across the face.>
<SFX: FAP>
BRANDO: Unf...
Panel 4
[JAY and TREY observe.]
JAY: I guess he needs a pickup.
TREY: No, let him think about what he’s done."
Comic Info
She found it offensive to her pirate-American family background
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