Ale-bortion

[JAY and ROB at the pub having an argument.]

PANEL 1
JAY: It’s not a beer until it comes out of the keg.
ROB: Wrong! It’s a beer the moment the yeast hits the wort!

PANEL 2
JAY: You can’t drink it until it ferments! That’s just science.
ROB: You heartless bastard! The moment that yeast activates, it’s a little lager…

PANEL 3
ROB: …You can’t just dump that!
JAY: It’s BATCH CONTROL.
ROB: You MONSTER, that’s BREWGENICS!

PANEL 4
BARTENDER: You two are cut off!
JAY: Our bodies, our bar tab!