Phatso

"Panel 1
[JAY walks in holding a bottle. TREY looks curious.]
TREY: Eh, what'cha got?
JAY: ""George Foreman's Knock Out the Fat Pills""

Panel 2
TREY: But dude, you’re not fat
JAY: It’s a perfect system!

Panel 3
TREY: Have you taken any yet?
JAY: Well no, not yet... uh...

Panel 4
JAY: Help me open this bottle
TREY: No"

Comic Info

The bottle was designed to get your hands RIPPED.

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