Thud
"Panel 1
[TV screen shows George Foreman in boxing gloves and chef’s hat, smiling with a spatula in hand. There's a grill on the counter.]
TV: Hi, I'm George Foreman, former heavyweight champion of the world.
Panel 2
[George punches toward the camera.]
TV: With these pills, and my grills, you can give fat a one-two punch combination!
Panel 3
[He smiles again, still holding the spatula.]
TV: Call now, and George Foreman will personally come to your house and hand deliver the goods to your front door!
Panel 4
[Cut to living room: TREY (green) is annoyed, JAY (blue) is sitting excitedly, watching TV.]
TREY: Hey! Knock it off!
TV (off-panel): So buy my pills bitch!"
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