Gotta Cut Lean
"Panel 1
[TV screen shows George Foreman yelling, slamming his fist down on a counter. He’s bald with a bandage on his head, wearing a blue shirt and apron.]
TV: I'm George Foreman dammit! Be like me!
Panel 2
[JAY and TREY sit on the couch watching TV. Jay is wearing blue, arms raised in excitement. Trey looks uncertain.]
JAY: Yeah! Be like George Foreman! Everyone wants to be George Foreman, right?
TREY: Well...
Panel 3
[JAY throws his arms up, enthusiastic. TREY looks confused.]
JAY: Right! 'Cause he's the former thinweight champion of the world!
Panel 4
[TREY corrects him, pointing at the screen. JAY is still cheering.]
TREY: No, that’s former heavyweight champion of the world!
TREY: Dude! George Foreman is fat
TV (off-panel): So buy my pills bitch!"
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