Beat Out Erin Brokovich For Best Use of “Ass”

"Panel 1
[JAY holds up a strange object, inspecting it.]
JAY: Dude, is this gum?

Panel 2
TREY: Dunno, what’s it taste like?

Panel 3
<JAY makes a surprised expression.>
<SFX: POING>

Panel 4
JAY: Um, I don’t think they make gum this flavour.
TREY: I’ll go call poison control."