Barmageddon
THE ROB: So how much stuff are you taking?
DAD: Oh, not a lot…
DAD: …All of our personal stuff. Most of the furniture stays here, except the living room set
PANEL 2
THE ROB: What? What am I supposed to sit on, the floor?
DAD: Relax son, we’ll buy you a new one to replace it
PANEL 3
THE ROB: But you’re taking it today!
DAD: You’ll just have to wait a while… patience isn’t just a river in Egypt, you know
PANEL 4
THE ROB: Uh, don’t you mean denial?
DAD: Whatever. Get the other end of this, would you?"

