Extortion

PANEL 1
[The crew stands outside the hospital’s emergency entrance]
BRANDO: Hospitals are great, chicks are usually in a desperate state

PANEL 2
[BRANDO hits on a girl walking by with an IV stand]
BRANDO: Somebody call the cops, this girl just stole my heart

PANEL 3
[Girl smashes the IV stand over BRANDO’s head]
SFX: KONSH

PANEL 4
[TREY is using the stethoscope around his neck]
JAY: If she stole his heart, where’d all that blood come from?
BRANDO: UNF

Comic Info

You could say Brando has a hospital fetish, but he's got every fetish.

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