I Feel Like Chicken To Drink
"[in a Court of Law]
Panel 1
BRANDO: Have they settled up that Slurpee poisoning thing yet?
THE ROB: No, they are still debating the flavors…
Panel 2
LAWYER: There is no way someone could mistake “out of service” for a flavor!
Panel 3
TREY: May we bring forth evidence items A, B and C
Panel 4
(labels under drinks)
“drink this and die” – blue raspberry
“closed for renovations” – Mocha Fudge
“flesh of a child” – pink lemonade"
Comic Info
They watched a lot of Matlock as preparation.
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