Pretty Woman

"[at Submart]

PANEL 1:
TREY: Did I just see you getting wasted by the Submart girl?
JAY: Heh, you should have asked her for a sammich
BRANDO: Her subs ain’t that great anyway

PANEL 2:
TREY: The petshop girl is way hotter you should try for her
JAY: No way I know how that’s gonna turn out, and I ain’t no Richard Gere fan

PANEL 3:
TREY: What?
JAY: Nothing

PANEL 4:
[They sit silently at the table.]"

Comic Info

An Orifice and a Gentlemen.

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