The Night Before Bitchmas
Panel 1
twas the night before Bitchmas and up in the dwelling
A big party was raging with laughing and yelling
Even grinchy Jay felt the holiday cheer
Supported in part by spiked eggnog and beer
Panel 2
All of a sudden they heard a loud clatter
They raced to the door to observe the matter
In came festive Bitch Bear with gifts in a pack
And odours of booze, fruitcake and nutsack
Panel 3
The guys were ecstatic with gifts in their palms
’till Bitchbear burst forth that he “fucked all their moms”
They then learned that Bitchmas is not about getting treats
The true meaning of Bitchmas is about giving beats
SFX: PAF!
twas the night before Bitchmas and up in the dwelling
A big party was raging with laughing and yelling
Even grinchy Jay felt the holiday cheer
Supported in part by spiked eggnog and beer
Panel 2
All of a sudden they heard a loud clatter
They raced to the door to observe the matter
In came festive Bitch Bear with gifts in a pack
And odours of booze, fruitcake and nutsack
Panel 3
The guys were ecstatic with gifts in their palms
’till Bitchbear burst forth that he “fucked all their moms”
They then learned that Bitchmas is not about getting treats
The true meaning of Bitchmas is about giving beats
SFX: PAF!
