Aug 10, 2026 (#712)

Oll Korrect

"[At PUB - the guys are drunk as hell.]

PANEL 1:
JULIE: Can we stop with the drunk philosophy?
JAY: Asexual shouldn't mean what it does, it should mean you're only sexually interested in yourself.
TREY: Like a snail!

PANEL 2: [The guys have togas and laurel wreaths, all black background for dramatic effect.]
BRANDO: BEER is just BREAD you can DRINK.
TREY: Hot dogs aren't sandwiches, they're TACOS.
THE ROB: ketchup is technically a SMOOTHIE
JULIE: This is technically stupid.

PANEL 3: [Back to reality the guys have arm popped out of their shirts to form makeshift togas. One of them has a laurel wreath made of napkins.]
JULIE: You guys drink too much.
TREY: Thank you, we’re really good at it.
BRANDO: Shots don’t count if someone else paid!
THE ROB: …I don’t think that’s how that works.
[Jay is passed out on the table]
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