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Dumbstick
[At PUB]
PANEL 1:
THE ROB (connecting wings): Technically this wingy part and the little drumstick together is one wing - that means this order of fifty wings is actually twenty-five.
TREY: Big Wing is LYING to us!
PANEL 2:
THE ROB: Also wing night used to be twenty-five cents each! Wingflation!
JULIE: Wow Rob is fired up!
TREY (cheekily): you know what else will be fired up tomorrow.
JULIE: Don’t.
PANEL 3:
THE ROB: Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets cosplaying!
TREY: Sauce is a costume!
PANEL 4:
STRANGER: Can I get some ranch?
THE ROB: RANCH is for COWARDS! Wings only taste good if you’ll REGRET them tomorrow!
JULIE: I don't know how you eat those things.
TREY: With our MOUTHS!
PANEL 1:
THE ROB (connecting wings): Technically this wingy part and the little drumstick together is one wing - that means this order of fifty wings is actually twenty-five.
TREY: Big Wing is LYING to us!
PANEL 2:
THE ROB: Also wing night used to be twenty-five cents each! Wingflation!
JULIE: Wow Rob is fired up!
TREY (cheekily): you know what else will be fired up tomorrow.
JULIE: Don’t.
PANEL 3:
THE ROB: Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets cosplaying!
TREY: Sauce is a costume!
PANEL 4:
STRANGER: Can I get some ranch?
THE ROB: RANCH is for COWARDS! Wings only taste good if you’ll REGRET them tomorrow!
JULIE: I don't know how you eat those things.
TREY: With our MOUTHS!
