Part of story Forced Update
(6 Comics)
Buzz Kill
[At Couch]
PANEL 1
JAY: That phone’s more powerful than the computers used
to put men on the moon.
TREY: That’s ALL phones now, dude!
ROB (proud): It has a flashlight!
PANEL 2 [The Rob putting phone in his pocket]
JAY: Your new phone puts the world’s knowledge at your fingertips.
TREY: And it’ll slowly cook your balls!
ROB: Is that what that warm feeling is?
PANEL 3
BRANDO (walking in, celebratory): New phone, The Rob! Just sent you a CHRISTENING TEXT!
ROB: Huh?
SFX: <BZZR>
PANEL 4
CLOSE-UP ON ROB’S PHONE:
BRANDO TEXT: DICK OR BALL!? (Photo: vaguely threatening flesh-colored thing in a fist)
JULIE TEXT: I SAID STOP ADDING ME!!!
PANEL 1
JAY: That phone’s more powerful than the computers used
to put men on the moon.
TREY: That’s ALL phones now, dude!
ROB (proud): It has a flashlight!
PANEL 2 [The Rob putting phone in his pocket]
JAY: Your new phone puts the world’s knowledge at your fingertips.
TREY: And it’ll slowly cook your balls!
ROB: Is that what that warm feeling is?
PANEL 3
BRANDO (walking in, celebratory): New phone, The Rob! Just sent you a CHRISTENING TEXT!
ROB: Huh?
SFX: <BZZR>
PANEL 4
CLOSE-UP ON ROB’S PHONE:
BRANDO TEXT: DICK OR BALL!? (Photo: vaguely threatening flesh-colored thing in a fist)
JULIE TEXT: I SAID STOP ADDING ME!!!
