Pubopticon
PANEL 1
THE ROB: I dunno, Plymouth buying the pub might not be so bad. Maybe service will get better.
WAITER (off-panel): HEY!
PANEL 2
PLYMOUTH: Speaking of services we’re pivoting to a scalable Pub-as-a-Service platform.
THE ROB: What the hell does that even mean? We’re you spying on us?
PANEL 3
PLYMOUTH: With this PlymCard, the first round is free!
THE ROB: WOOOO!
GUYS: YEAH!
PANEL 4
PLYMOUTH: With a twelve-month auto-renewal.
JAY: BOOOO!
TREY: Hiss!
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