Changing the Patreon so supporters can read really far ahead now.
Harm to Table
@ Julie’s Home
P1:
JULIE (explaining to Raye): This potluck is going to be AMAZING! We told the guys no more wings, only healthy whole foods!
P2:
[Trey walks in with a large bag of unpeeled potatoes / Jay enters with a bag of grains and a leafy cane stalk]
TREY: Whole potatoes!
JAY: Whole grain and whole sugarcane for dessert.
JULIE: Oh my god.
[Julie facepalms]
P3:
[Brando enters with a box]
BRANDO: Donuts these are full of holes.
JULIE: You didn’t honestly think ‘Whole Foods’ meant...
P4:
[Rob walks in towing a cow]
ROB: I hope your oven’s bigger than that elevator was!
P1:
JULIE (explaining to Raye): This potluck is going to be AMAZING! We told the guys no more wings, only healthy whole foods!
P2:
[Trey walks in with a large bag of unpeeled potatoes / Jay enters with a bag of grains and a leafy cane stalk]
TREY: Whole potatoes!
JAY: Whole grain and whole sugarcane for dessert.
JULIE: Oh my god.
[Julie facepalms]
P3:
[Brando enters with a box]
BRANDO: Donuts these are full of holes.
JULIE: You didn’t honestly think ‘Whole Foods’ meant...
P4:
[Rob walks in towing a cow]
ROB: I hope your oven’s bigger than that elevator was!
