Unplugged

P1: [Jay is holding a beer bottle with a coffee handle]
JAY: What are you doing?
BITCH BEAR (staring at toaster): Waiting for toast.

P2:
JAY: You know, you could do something while you wait.
BITCH BEAR: I am doing something. I’m wasting potential.

P3:
JAY: I heard toasters work better if you bathe with them.
BITCH BEAR: BITCH!