Hungry Eyes
P1:
JULIE: Welcome to potluck night! Please tell me everyone brought something normal!
TREY: Are we going to be hanging out here more because y’all boinking?
JULIE: Shoosh! What’d y’all bring?
P2:
[Guys are very proud]
TREY: Wings!
ROB: Wings!
BRANDO: Wings.
P3:
JULIE (facepalming): Seriously? The same thing?
THE ROB (smugly): How dare you. We coordinated!
P4:
[Julie is crying angry]
TREY (hand on chest): I brought classic buffalo.
BRANDO: Mine are smokey habanero!
ROB: I misread the email, I also brought buffalo – uh, guys, Julie is crying.
JULIE: I’m not crying. I got hot sauce in my fucking eyes!"
